Enough Already Please!

I'm so sick of seeing young girls walking around the city with no idea how to dress. They apparently don't even know what size they are! Blobs of fat hanging over the tops of pants that are too low and too tight. Rolls of fat under shirts that are straining under the pressure. This isn't a plea to lose weight, it's a reality check that you need to stop shopping in the junior miss section.

I understand that some of the clothes out there are cute. But if it ain't in your size then you just have to walk away. Why do you think those fat rolls are sexy? Trust me, they ain't! I can relate, because those clothes don't fit me either. You ain't gonna see my fat ass strolling down any runways any time soon. But I do think I can cover my flaws and play up my assets well enough to not make people gag when I walk down the street (that's when I bother to pay attention and actually wear clean clothes that match)!

Muffin tops ain't cute! Blobulous, gelatinous asses with no shape ain't cute! Spare tires around waists clearly defined under too tight shirts ain't cute! Dress well ladies, buy the right size and dress in more flattering attire. You might not be able to appear very trendy, but you'll at least not get laughed at behind your backs. 'Cuz trust me, you are now!