They Broke the Deal!

I'm not sure how common this is but it seems to me that it should be. I was just bringing my clothes in from the line when I came to my new pants I just washed for the first time. I hate having to wash new clothes because they never look the same as they did when they were new. I noticed a flash of white and upon closer inspection I found bird shit on my new pants!

The deal was that I provide them with food in my backyard and they keep their crap off my clothes when they're out drying. In all of my life while I was a kid at my parents' home and the few years I've been here at our current house, I've never seen bird shit on clothes from the line! Never! The outrage and betrayal I felt were almost palpable. I surprised myself with the level of anger I had at that moment. I was shocked to say the least. Why this particular day? Why these particular pants? What are the odds?

I know I'm blowing this way outta proportion but has this ever happened to you? I'm this close to taking down my birdfeeder! It had to have been one of those lousy pigeons that I chase out of my yard when I see them eatting at my feeder. Those pigs drive me nuts! My pants are in the washer as I sit here typing. I hate the fact that I had to wash them twice now. I just hope they are not ruined.