I should be a critic!

I love to critique things. Anything really. It's more than a hobby it's a lifestyle. Movies, television, fashion, interior decorating, food.. you name it I have something to say about it. I'm rarely ever completely satisfied with anything. I can't be the only one like this. There must be others out there like me that have to opine about anything and everything. I guess that's what blogs are for right?

It's not complaining exactly. It's more directed at them then me. But what does this say about me? Am I just some snooty bitch that points out the negative in everything? Why can't I be satisfied with something just the way it is? Does this mean that I'm dissatisfied with my life in general? Ooh! Maybe I'm onto something there! This requires further analysis.

If I'm reading a fashion magazine I have to rag on the models and the fugly clothes they are passing as fashion these days. Why are the '80's coming back anyway? Didn't we learn our lesson the first time? If I'm watching a movie then I have to compare the lead actor's performance to his earlier work. If I'm people watching at the mall I have some smart-ass remark about what some chick looks like walking past me. I can't help it!

My husband just laughs it off now. He's been hearing it for over 16 years. He's the one who told me that I should be a critic! How would that work exactly? I could open a shop and people would come to me with their dilemmas and I would tell them what to do instead. Don't wear that scarf it looks hideous with that skirt. Don't watch this movie the lead actress is phony. Don't paint your house this color, it looks like shit. Maybe it could work..... What do you think?